I’d Rather Call Them Funny!

You know how we love to put our favorite quotes in our note books, cards, walls, or in our Facebook status…I for one does it a lot, but here are some quotes that you can use sometimes at your “leisure” – if you know what I mean…

“His ignorance is encyclopedic.”
– – – Abba Eban (Israeli diplomat and politician)

“His ignorance covers the world like a blanket, and there’s scarcely a hole in it anywhere.”
– – – Mark Twain (We all know who he is, right?)

“His mind is so open – so open that ideas simply pass through it.”
– – – Francis Herbert Bradley (British idealist philosopher)

“He used statistics the way a drunkard uses lampposts – for support, not illumination.”
– – – Andrew Lang ( Scots poet, novelist, and literary critic. He is also a collector of folk and fairy tales. “Rumpelstiltskin” was one of them)

“He was happily married – but his wife wasn’t.”
– – – Victor Borge (Danish Comedian A Conductor and Pianist)

“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.”
– – – Oscar Wilde (We all know who he is too, right?)

“She never lets ideas interrupt the easy flow of her conversation.”
– – – Jean Webster (American Writer and Author “Daddy-Long-Legs” was one of them)

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